A guy took his sick dog to the vet. The
doctor made his examination and
announced, "Sir, your dog has cancer and
has only two days to live. That will be
$456 please."
     The guy said, "Wow! That's a lot,
and for such a short examination, too. I
'd like a second opinion."
     The vet got on the phone to one of
his associates, and said "Could you step
in here for a minute?" A cat walked in,
gave the dog a cursory examination and
announced, "Sir, your dog has cancer and
has only two days to live." The guy
wanted yet a third opinion.
     The vet called up another
associate, and said "Could you step in
here for a minute?" A Labrador Retriever
walked in, gave the guy's dog a cursory
examination and announced, "Sir, your
dog has cancer and has only two days to
live."
     The vet said "Are you satisfied
now, sir? That'll be $1,584."
     "But wait, I thought you said $456
before."
     "Well, yes, but that was before the
cat scan and the lab report."